It's T-Shirt Time at the Jersey Shore!!
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GTL in the morning and T-Shirt Time at Night!!
This commentary is all about the shirt you wear before the shirt. That's right, it's 12:10 and folks knows it's T-Shirt Time!!
What is T-Shirt Time?
You got your fresh to death shoes on, you got some jeans on, and you got the shirt. But, you ain't wearing the shirt when you go out - it's the shirt before the shirt. Even Vinnie is on the shirt before the shirt.
You've got an bounty of Wife Beaters, they're white or black tank tops. You wear them before you go out. You sit on the couch in your tank tops until it's T-Shirt Time!
Right before you go out, you take off the tank and put on your sharp shirt.
Yeah, shirt last minute Dog, what is this your first Cowboy exhibition?
Gorilla Juicehead
These aren't Zoo Animals, they're running wild on the beach!
Gorilla Juiceheads, for those who don't know, are enormous, tall Guidos all pumped up on Growth Hormones or Steroids. Though innate to New York & New Jersey and often found walking the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, unmistakably there are some Gorilla Juiceheads to be noticed in the Southern Florida area. Guidettes like J-Woww and Snooki always give the feeling of to be on the lookout for tan Guidos with their swole on and I'd bet Sammie would likely estimate Ronnie her very own Gorilla.
"To my knowledge, there really isn't a guido culture up there," J-Woww not long ago reported in Rolling Stone. "I came down here for college, and I had a boyfriend that was severely into it, and that's how I got accustomed to it."
As referred to by Jenny in season one, "I see a bunch of Gorilla Juiceheads. tall, completely jacked, steroids, like multiple growth hormones. That's, like, the type that I'm attracted to."-J-WOWW, Jersey Shore
GTL
Gym, Tanning, Laundry
As Vinnie says, " . . . it's how they make the Guidos".
There's not much use in taking HGH and Roids if you don't go to the gym to get ripped. If you don't go to the gym, you aren't going to look very good.
Tanning is an innate part of the ritual, because you don't want to look pale. A healthy glow draws the enthusiasm of the Guidette in heat. For some Guidettes, such as Snooki, the tan even plays a deciding role in their ethnicity.
Listen Bro, everybody needs bright clothes, right? Clean Laundry every day is a big deal if you want to be fresh to death. If you want to be a Bink, youse gotta have pristine threads, my dude.
GFF
Grenade Free Foundation
What is a Grenade?
A grenade is a gigantic, loud and often very unattractive woman (and sometimes prone to violence), who is doing her best to keep her hot friend from hooking up with you at the club. She knows she ain't giving up any and she wants to make sure none of her girlfriends do either!
A Wingman is as a rule contemplated to be needed when a Grenade is encountered. The Wingman is predicted to "dive on the Grenade", thereby distracting her from her earlier blocking maneuver. If the Wingman is successful in his surrender, your chances of getting to Smush are greatly enhanced.
The GFF, or Grenade Free Foundation is a small-scale but growing group of Guidos who are committed to helping themselves and their peers prevent taking home, grotesque, loud, large and violent women while being too drunk to comprehend it. Luckily, there is no registration procedure or fee to become a member of the GFF, one simply has to set new principles and avoid the many Zoo Animals meandering the clubs.
This shirt is simply a way to patronizingly show your chosen lifestyle and honor this philosophy to like minded citizens everywhere you wear it.
There has been some controversy of Grenades of the male persuasion, but there is little evidence to show males participating in any form of blocking activity with their comrades, Especially after letting each other know it's T-Shirt Time!!
DTF
If you aren't DTF, you to all appearances have a pretty drab life . . . just sayin'.
What does DTF mean? We're taking the attitude that no one is really sure about what this abridgement means.
Dance 'til Four?
Drink 'til full?
Driven to Fistpump?
This one is fun because you get to decide what DTF means. Isn't that just great?
Dirty Little Hamster
The opposite of a Clean Little Hamster
The Situation comes up with some pretty damn funny one-liners and Dirty Little Hamster is one of our favorites! If you happen to be the type of character who leaves used personal hygiene vendibles lying around in public places where your roommates have to deal with them and you never on earth scour your home, you probably don't know it, but you're a Dirty Little Hamster!
Most Dirty Little Hamsters are so used to living at home with their relatives, that they simply don't know how much work it is to clean up after themselves. It's as likely as not true that most Hamsters are not aware of the fact that they have come to believe strongly someone else to clean up after them.
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